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Shahrukh Khan’s Kids Look Like They’re SRK From Alternative Realities

The leading start of Bollywood; Shahrukh Khan has had a lauded and lucrative career for the past 30 years of his life. Despite the fact, that he’s a bit of an egoist and something to do with that face he makes in every photoshoot, man has talent and charisma. No denying that. Such success have also led him to a successful marriage.

Shahrukh Khan and his family

Shahrukh Khan, with his wife Gauri Khan, has had 3 children. Aryan Khan, Suhana Khan, and his youngest, AbRam Khan. All of his children share one thing, his features. Yes, those “features”. Come to think of it, one would wonder that they look like they came from alternative realities of Shahrukh Khan. It’s time to pull a Carl Sagan on this and theorize some stuff.

Shahrukh Khans

Let’s start with his first kid, Aryan. The guy looks like a try-hard chad who’s always tilting his chin up for the camera to see. Despite having some resemblance to his father, he looks like as if Shahrukh was actually born with a silver spoon in his mouth and probably had facial surgery or something. Plus being a lot taller (yes, I called Shahrukh Khan a pipsqueak).

Then there’s Suhana, she does look like her father. A bit too much. There’s nothing that out of the ordinary to say about her, except maybe that she is a female Shahrukh Khan clone? She seems more like a happy-go-lucky kind of girl.

Lastly, AbRam. Wait, why is this kid white compared to the rest, and he has brunette hair. This one’s a weird pick. This is kid Shahrukh with better facial complexion and having paler skin. Ok, what kind of facial care did they use on this kid? He looks totally white, like bleached as hell. Must have nabbed him from Kashmir or something, and then had him adopted.

And lastly, they all have that freaking nose. Seriously, why is the mom left out of the gene pool here?

Written by Excalibruh

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